Satan’s dog never had his own motorcade or his own private jet to a family vacation
Satan doesnt have to live with Michelle (now that would be hell)
Satan didnt spend his teen years riding around with the windows rolled up in a choom wagon
Satan never whines about how much money he gave up in the private sector by choosing a life of public service
Satan makes his supporters pay their fair share when their time comes
Satan knows enough not to put gasoline into a diesel engine.