*Honey, isn't it a nice night to light up the sky?*
I was at a 4th of July celebration out in the country and the host pulled out some relatively small fireworks. Every piece that was lit went straight up like it was supposed to except one.
I was sitting near the pool with my youngest son on my lap and this one firework came right at me and hit me in the neck, missed my son's eyes by about four inches.
It put a damper on the party, to say the least. And, I had a disgusting "hickie" on my neck for about two months.