Dear Magpul, There are a multitude of beautiful East Tennessee counties that would love to have you, complete with thousands of people eager to work their butts off for you. (For example, Scott County, TN)
Smoky Mountains & great outdoor activities
No state income tax
Plenty of unemployed workers
Cheap land
Conservative, gun-friendly state government
No traffic
Lot of lakes and rivers
Low cost of living
Great southern cooking and BBQ
I’ll be glad to meet your rep at the airport and give you a tour of God’s country! Call me. :)
“Dear Magpul, There are a multitude of beautiful East Tennessee counties that would love to have you”
Yea, and they’d save a lot of money on dental insurance too...Did you know the tooth brush was invented in Knoxville?
Anywhere else and it would be called a “teeth brush”!
ROOOOLLLLL TIDE!!!
East Tennessee? I’ll second that! The next breadbasket of America!