That's it - no more spreadsheets with more than 10 columns. More than 10 columns qualifies it as an ‘assault spreadsheet.” No one needs a spread sheet nine feet long to keep track of their household items. All spreadsheets should be licensed, and no transfers of spreadsheets among private individuals without a background check!
(Don't gun laws sound even more stupid when you apply them to other things!)
When Excel is outlawed, only outlaws will use Excel!!