Up next on the liberal agenda:
- Imposing a tax on individuals without a gym membership.
- Issuing summons for trick or treating, Easter baskets and birthday parties with cake.
- Taking kids away from parents who treat their kids to McDonalds for lunch.
- Reduced sentencing for convicted pedafiles who use healthy treats to lure children into their vans.
those are pretty good ones but i believe that after their victorious triumph over the Evil Cigarette their next target/victim will be Booze/Bars.....