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Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus. He burned his lip on the tailpipe.
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at A&M? It was the 1963 hide-and-go-seek champion!
Did you hear about the Aggie who won a gold medal at the Olympics? He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.
Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector? He kept throwing out all the W&W's!
Why don't Aggies eat barbecue beans? Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency? Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig? He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.
Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
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