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1 posted on 03/08/2013 5:11:45 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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DANG!


2 posted on 03/08/2013 5:12:30 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drag Me From Hell!)
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The ONE time there were no Cops in a donut shop?


3 posted on 03/08/2013 5:14:10 AM PST by Kozak (The Republic is dead. I do not owe what we have any loyalty, wealth or sympathy.)
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"...just give em da fweakin donut"

4 posted on 03/08/2013 5:14:24 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Man allegedly goes on rampage with ax after getting kicked out of Dunkin Donuts

Sugar high?

We need immediate legislation to ban axes!

/sarc

5 posted on 03/08/2013 5:15:28 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (It's not "GUN CONTROL"! It's "PEOPLE CONTROL"!)
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They axed him to leave, and he axed to come back in.


6 posted on 03/08/2013 5:17:02 AM PST by Disambiguator
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Love the mugshot at the link.


11 posted on 03/08/2013 5:23:10 AM PST by Disambiguator
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Dear journalism students:

“A Connecticut man attacked a local Dunkin Donuts . . “

The word “local” here is meaningless. I’ll leave it to you to figure out why.

Hint: Could he have attacked a Dunkin Donuts in Virginia, from where he was?


12 posted on 03/08/2013 5:23:17 AM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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He axed them for some doughnuts!


13 posted on 03/08/2013 5:24:06 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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The town just announced an axe buy-back program, at the corner of Oak and Elm.


15 posted on 03/08/2013 5:27:40 AM PST by NonValueAdded (If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you've likely misread the situation.)
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Some “battle axes” can be tough to deal with?


16 posted on 03/08/2013 5:30:18 AM PST by deport
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Yeah, I hate it when they’re out of Bavarian creme doughnuts, too.


18 posted on 03/08/2013 5:33:07 AM PST by Marie Antoinette (:)
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He uses a gun in burger joints.


19 posted on 03/08/2013 5:35:50 AM PST by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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Damn! He really must have loved donuts...Or he just had a double triple, caffeine moca..


20 posted on 03/08/2013 5:46:41 AM PST by baddog 219
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Let me be the first to say that his article is a hatchet job.


25 posted on 03/08/2013 6:38:46 AM PST by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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"I said I wanted the LEMBAS donut!"


26 posted on 03/08/2013 6:46:53 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (. . . said Gimli grimly.)
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It’s obvious we MUST ban axes...I hope I can keep my maul to split the rounds...divide and conquer the wood cutting nuts. High capacity chain saws next.


27 posted on 03/08/2013 7:26:21 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (One "bitter clinger" praying for revival. <BCC><)
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