The Republicans hold a press conference each month and make the following announcement:
"We are proud to announce that we have allocated X billions of dollars to give to the needy and disadvantaged in America. In our next series of budget meetings, we will work hard to determine more needs that must be met, and we will direct more resources to those needs. We want to take care of our disadvantaged citizens, and since we originate spending in the government, it is always our pleasure to be the source of money directed to America's poor."
Every time a socialist thug dies I am reminded of the weeping and sorrow of those who were devastated when Jabba The Hutt died. Such pathos! It really gets me, ya know?