[Cicero]

Egypt can’t grow enough food to feed its population, and they are very short of money since tourists have been avoiding the place on account of the Islamic Terrorist Spring.

You can eat locusts, but they will consume more food than they provide.

I guess Jean Kerri is just going to have to send them another few billion dollars worth of aid, while our people here sink further and further into the sewer.

I never feel certain about outguessing Providence, but this is a curious coincidence, what with Obama—predecessor of the Antichrist—up to his usual tricks, and the Pope’s abrupt retirement, and lightning striking the Dome of St. Peter’s, and the Queen going into the hospital.

Maybe Prince Charles is the Antichrist. :-}

[presently no screen name]

and the (minor) earthquake at Castel Gandolfo.

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Egypt can’t grow enough food to feed its population"

And yet, for centuries, Egyption grains fed the entire Roman Empire.

Arabs don't seem to be able to make anything work.