True story. My husband who had a serious personal gas problem and I were visiting a friend in Vermont. Usually my husband tried to release his gas away from me which I much appreciated. However, one night after we were in bed I/we were struck with an overpowering aroma. I looked at him and said, “For gosh sakes, you were just in the bathroom!” He looked at me and said, “I’m innocent, I didn’t do it.” Then we heard a slight noise and upon looking under the bed found our host’s old dog hiding there. “See,” my husband said, “I told you I was innocent.” Incidentally, my husband’s personal problem was later cured after a week of eating yogurt every day.
Jumpin’ jack flash!
Jarrow probiotic powder will get get rid of gas and vastly improve digestion, beans included
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Not a true story: When I met my first girlfriend, she invited me over for Sunday dinner. We were all sitting at the table and I had been out fishing the night before and drank a LOT of beer. I had gas real bad and raised up on one cheek and let one slide, to be accompanied by a little noise and a lot of aroma. Buster, the dog was sitting at my feet and the mother said “Buster. Here.” I figured they thought the dog did it and I let another on rip. Ma said “Buster! HERE.” I figured I had it made and five minutes later another snuck out. She finally yelled “ Buster! Get over here before he shiites on you!”