No joke-—no lie-—not a metaphor. I need a conservative man with a gun. I know nothing about guns and I’m very afraid of being without either. Would prefer to have both.
kg/nancy
At the beginning of most gun classes they ask people why they are there. You can tell them you are looking for protection, shooting partner, etc. Just keep taking the classes, preferably the smaller ones given at gun stores and ranges where you get to know everyone.
How long have you been on this planet?
You need to resolve both of those problems yourself.
You might just meet a conservative man...and learn how to handle a firearm...by taking palmer’s advice!
Otherwise... grow up and accept your responsibility for ensuring your own security.
/johnny