[hoagy62]

And really....anyone who DIDN'T know this has got their head stuck somewhere dark and smelly.

Then again....is a lawsuit really going to help change things?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

If you watered down Budweiser, how the hell would anyone know?

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[count-your-change]

Someone drank a couple of twelve packs and didn’t get drunk enough? Distillers water down whiskey too.

[Secret Agent Man]

It’s kind of why I don’t drink it in the first place.

If you thought it was watered down why would you keep buying it and drinking it?!?!

[Lx]

Isn’t there a little thermometer like thing-e that tells you specific gravity and you can use that to determine alcohol content or something?

It’s Bud, what do they expect?

[ScottinSacto]

I stopped drinking Crudweiser the minute I could afford anything else (Lost Coast Brewery/Lagunitas etc). But never looked at them again when I emailed them during the recall of Gray Davis and asked why they gave $50k to save a guy that was running the state into the ground. PR chick told me it was their right to do so and that maybe I should find another choice in beverages. I sure did.

[MCF]

It’s called High Gravity Brewing. They have been doing it for ages.
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/wiki/index.php/High_Gravity_Brewing

[Liberty Valance]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na25s0F-jeg
ZZ Top - Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers

[Fiji Hill]

Under the Anheuser Bush--Billy Murray (1904)

[tumblindice]

Brewery foreman: “Betty, I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but Barney fell in a vat and drowned, just a short while ago.
“No, he didn’t suffer. In fact it looks like he climbed out a couple times to pee.”

[NoLibZone]

Next they will sue farmers for high water content in their watermelons.

Pisswater is pisswater no mater how much you spend on graphics.

[D Rider]

Schlitz used to be America's number one beer. Then they messed with it to cut costs and increase production.

Does anyone drink Shitz anymore?

The market solves problems thaat lawsuits cannot.

[Yo-Yo]

"Our information comes from former employees at Anheuser-Busch, who have informed us that, as a matter of corporate practice, all of their products mentioned [in the lawsuit] are watered down," lead lawyer Josh Boxer said.

Uh, shouldn't your information come from labratory testing a representative sample of bottled product, instead of from disgruntled union affiliated former employees?

[sushiman]

It was watered down piss 40 years ago ...Can’t imagine what it tastes like now .

[RFEngineer]

They should hope it’s something as wholesome as water diluting this beer. Just like European beef, perhaps they’ll find some “Extract of Clydesdale”.

[DH]

I gave up on American beers along time ago. My favorite is a big cold bottle of Corona.

[Sloth]

This would be easily solved with a cheap laboratory test.

[JimRed]

"Our information comes from former employees at Anheuser-Busch...

Consider the source. They're probably FORMER employees for a reason.