Hmmm! Why did the teacher want a shovel???? Sounds suspicious to me. They should investigate the “indoctrinator” but thanks to the teachers union, nothing would happen anyway.
Idaho = Potato(e)s + entrenching tool = ammo for potato(e) assault weapons!
Where is Nappy when you need a FED SWAT TEAM or maybe a “armed Drone”?
The (e) is because like Quayle, I was never sure. /sarc.