Personally I want little fat people (Rangel especially) to lead any army as they make GREAT targets.
If we had an army of fat idiots that would wear down the enemy quicker, waste their ammo - then those of us who know what we are doing could totally destroy the enemy who by that time is bored, tired and about out of ammo.
Personally, I think that fat, dogfaced, black racists should be placed on the frontlines before women are.