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Well, he told Joe Wilson that illegals would not be covered under Obamacare causing ol’ Joe to call him out during one SOTU address, when it was really Napolitano’s fault, somehow, and he assured all of us that his `Affordable Care Act’ would be debated extensively on CNN, but it was not, in fact, due to an oversight by an aide, one of his minions suggested that we must pass it in order to blah blah blah, and of course Holder `turtled-up’ on `Fast and Furious’ and Clinton, Benghazi, I believe his illegal alien relatives are still under the radar breathing American air, but that’s INS’s fault
um,
we still don’t have an explanation for why he claimed to be an Indonesian at one time during his career as a professional student, like his Marxist father who suggested in one scholarly paper that people could be taxed at 100%—sure, we don’t hear about those things, but that’s his MSM butt-buddies fault, ‘That’s not his!’—and it’s a little unclear why he was shown in print as having been born in Kenya or why his campaign committee (again, not on him) supplied a fake birth certificate, his wife is apparently now in helmet defilade after making a complete chump of herself for four years, his staff makes him trot the kids out regularly to make political hay but otherwise they are strictly off-limits at Sidwell school, protected by armed guards, eating complete, nutritious meals or on million dollar vacations with the dam, he hasn’t started his own vacation bingeing yet (except for golfing with red balls), but `the day ain’t over yet’, and we’d all like to be a fly on the wall at certain
(clearing throat)
Chicago “mens’ clubs”, although cavorting for most of his life with homosexuals is probably all perfectly innocent, Carney makes him stage fake photo ops, we haven’t had a budget for four years, that’s on Bernanke, he has done every thing he can to frustrate domestic energy production (for completely transparent reasons per the Dept. of Energy and, I suspect, blowhole algore while saying that he wants to create jobs, et cetera and so on ... Geitner in the woodpile?, his Secret Service detail, those bad boys, are completely above-board although I suppose there really is no telling how much we haven’t heard about their top-down shenanigans, but that’s not him.
(taking a deep breath)
political payoffs (see: “bailouts”, TARP) to unions and fake `green’ outfits and others—a masterful exercise in Beltway 3-card Monte, but carried out by others, to be sure, his cabinet consists of World-class Weasels—If it matters!—but make no mistake about it: That’s not on him ... so off the top of my head, I really can’t really think of any failures on his part to be anything other than perfectly honest and transparent with the American public.
It must still be Bush’s fault.