Please allow me to apologize on behalf of the dimwits, retards, parasites and nitwits that comprise the Texas 18th Congressional District.
The vast majority of them are just too damned stupid to realize what a total moron that Queen Sheila of the Triple Crown Weave really is.
Also, make no mistake about it....she is NOT a Texan. Rather she is from New York. They covertly shipped her down here under the cloak of darkness some years back (likely on a garbage barge).
We still considering this to be an Act of Aggression that shall be answered in kind, once we find someone of equal non-worth to send to New York. That is a very difficult task in and of itself.
We are one, we Americans, and we reject any intruder who seeks to divide us by race or class. We honor cultural identity. However, separatism is not allowed. Separatism is not the American way. And we should not permit ideas like political correctness to become some fad that could reverse our hard-won achievements in civil rights and human rights. Xenophobia has no place in the Democratic Party. We seek to unite people not divide them and we reject both white racism and black racism. This party will not tolerate bigotry under any guise. Americas strength is rooted in its diversity.
- Barbara Jordon, Texas 18th Congressional District