Do religious clerics for Al-Qaeda get virgins?
No. They get the highly skilled, veteran whores who know every trick there is. It’s the poor slobs who die young and stupid who get the virgins.
What’s so great about doing virgins throughout eternity anyway? At some point it must be annoying to have to bust the cherry all over again, and listen to the same chick go through the same pain and pleasure routine, even though you’ve bedded her a thousand times.