[kevkrom]

Fine. Call him a criminal alien invader. The summon the sergeant at arms to arrest him and hold him for transfer to ICE.

[Jane Long]

I second that request!

I'd like to discuss my rights with this Congressional panel.

[repentant_pundit]

Call him a criminal alien invader

Or, since he invaded our space, how about Space Invader?

Not human-sounding enough?

Then how about Criminal Trespasser ?

As a gringo, if I sat in front of a bunch of "officials" like this and admitted to any federal crime, how long would it take them to arrest and charge me ?

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