Nobody would keep Meghan as a POW. They would toss her back within a week, after they got tired of her scratching her inane “blog posts” into the wall of her cell and constantly moaning about how great homosexuality is.
She’s like Chris Farley’s “Gap Girl” character, from SNL, only less funny and less attractive.
You’re missing the big picture here. You keep Double Bubble until the tractor trailers full of Budwiser arrive in exchange.