Saffie: Get through? Mum, you've absolved yourself of responsibility. You live from self-induced crisis to self-induced crisis. Someone does your hair, someone chooses what you wear, someone does your brain, someone tells you what to eat and three times a week someone sticks a hose up your bum and flushes it all out of you.
Eddie: Oh. OH... It's called colonic irrigation, darling. It's not to be sniffed at.
Saffie: Why can't you just go to the toilet like normal people?
Eddie: Is that what you really want me to be, darling? NORMAL? Some boring, old, normal, old, toilet goer, huh? HMM? "Where is mommy?" "She's on the TOILET." "But I want to go somewhere interesting and meet exciting people". "Well, she can't take you while she's on the bloody TOILET". Why, anybody can go to the toilet, darling, these days.
ABFAB eh? colonic irrigation, eh?
my wife likes that show...
on a related note...QE 2 has been on the throne over 60 years and when asked, responded “ ...we are not amused”