[Brad from Tennessee]

There used to be an old joke about a two-headed swamp creature called a “crocagator.” The crocagator would be described as “very mean” and having an alligator’s head on one end of its body and a crocodile's head on the other end. When the listener finally asked how the animal could defecate with a head where its tail should be, the punchline was: “That's what makes him so mean.”

[tumblindice]

Sounds like Oscar Wilde’s definition of a horse: “Dangerous on both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.”