To: Sub-Driver
There used to be an old joke about a two-headed swamp creature called a “crocagator.” The crocagator would be described as “very mean” and having an alligator’s head on one end of its body and a crocodile's head on the other end. When the listener finally asked how the animal could defecate with a head where its tail should be, the punchline was: “That's what makes him so mean.”
31 posted on
02/13/2013 7:07:41 AM PST by
Brad from Tennessee
(A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
To: Brad from Tennessee
Sounds like Oscar Wilde’s definition of a horse: “Dangerous on both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.”
33 posted on
02/13/2013 7:10:55 AM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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