[Smokin' Joe]

Maybe it is in a big jar next to the pickled aliens at Area 51....(rolls eyes)

[The Cajun]

Heck, I was hoping they slicked him down with pig fat so he would slide easy, hitched him up to the catapult on a carrier and hit the launch button.
The sailors could have made bets to see how many times he skipped across the water before he sunk.
Would have been a fitting burial in my book.

[1010RD]

Obama uses Osama’s skull for an ashtray. My friend, on his last visit to the Oval Office, put out a Cuban cigar right in Osama’s eye socket and Obama and Hilary laughed and laughed. Actually, Hilary cackled.