[Trailerpark Badass]

And EVERY cruise starts out just like a disaster movie, people all happy and excited.

I wouldn't be able to ignore the obvious sense of impending doom.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Lighten up. Cruises are okay, but you’ll enjoy them more if you have a drinking problem. It’s an economical way to travel, the price is comparable to a hotel room, and the hotel visits places.