[gov_bean_ counter]

I have a progressive arthritic condition in my hip and a repaired meniscus in my right knee. I know what's coming. Look out the window to see what is.

Who needs TWC???

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I have a progressive arthritic condition in my hip

Well in that case, at all costs, stay away from RATs.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

Besides a Montana nose that picks up every snowstorm within three hundred miles, I’ve only got my catcher’s collection of broken bones to kick my butt when a front goes through, but I do believe I will reject any offers to trade.

...hip AND a knee? Man, you’ve got my deepest sympathy.