[martin_fierro]

Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep this tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever
I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is
like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is
to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!

Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

[left that other site]

That hot, burning, painful sensation is a HEMORRHOID, NOT an ASteroid!

I know that’s just semantics, but libs are notoriously anti-semantic, so that explains everything!
:-)

[ArcadeQuarters]

Hopefully the asteroid won’t hit Earth and tip over Guam.

[pepperdog]

Oh good grief! Words fail.

[trebb]

My wife and I have code words for people who do/say such stupid things, “I know how she votes”.

[paterfamilias]

In view of my observation that news readers are usually scientifically illiterate, I’ll assume that this was not a parody.

[jpsb]

Gaseous CO2 has more gravity then other matter? Who would have thunk it!

Stupid does not even come close. That said an expanding (warmer) atmosphere can have an effect on low orbiting satellites (see Skylab) but that is an entirely different matter and the Earth is not warming so the upper atmosphere is not expanding.

"Greater-than-expected solar activity[3]:362 heated the outer layers of the Earth's atmosphere and thereby increased drag on Skylab. By late 1977, NORAD accurately forecast a reentry in mid-1979;[17] a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) scientist criticized NASA for using an inaccurate model for the second most-intense sunspot cycle in a century, and for ignoring NOAA predictions published in 1976.[3]:362-363"

[pgkdan]

Who knows...maybe she said this to mock the climate alarmists who blame EVERYTHING on globull warming.

[Democrat_media]

The news media is the problem.

The government and media spent trillion$ and decades to fund and create the hoax called global warming so that they democrats can empower government and take more of our rights and freedom.

fight for your rights and freedom . don't give in to these evil socialists

hope and change? no it's HOAX and CHAINs . go jump in the lake you communist piece of crap called Obama and also you too go to hell you democrat news media idiots