NOT TEXAS!You’ll hate it here little prog!
Hell yes, Texas has horrible heat and humidity. Super large and violent snakes, insects, rodents, and other predators.
You have to be one tough sob to live here, it’s not for metrosexuals and ilk.
Oh, the bats. I forgot to mention the vampire bats with rabies flying around EVERY night. This place sucks!!!!
If you put any value on human life, you will avoid Texas at all costs.