Posted on 02/06/2013 5:12:52 AM PST by Eleutheria5
“Thirsting to hear Obama speak” reminds me of an old news story, likely apocryphal, but with a happy ending.
A young criminal man decided to siphon gasoline from an RV.
When the police arrived, they found the owner of the RV unable to describe to them what had happened because he could not stop laughing.
The police deduced that the unhappy young criminal man had instead successfully siphoned a mouthful of liquid excrement from the RV’s septic tank, and was curled up in a fetal position in a pool of liquid excrement and his own vomit.
This should caution the Israelis to be less thirsty, because what Obama will have to say is basically like the contents of an RV septic tank.
And I thought Ashkenazim had higher-than-average IQs....
Most Jews see through obamas lies. Israel has their leftests that hate their country just as America does, and it is probably those Jews who thirst for obamas visit. I know many Jews living in Israel who see right through obama just like we do.
And you also
Anyway it’s either read it or one day get smacked upside the head with it - I rather read it and be prepared.
Mel
giving fighter jets and tanks to Egypt is hearing directly from obama isn’t it?
Does this man have Stockholm sydrome or what?
Psalm 63:1-2 (CJB)
O God, you are my God;
I will seek you eagerly.
My heart thirsts for you,
my body longs for you
in a land parched and exhausted,
where no water can be found.
“Most” and “Many” are two different words. Most Jews in America voted for him, just less than the usual. I know damned few Jews in Israel who are taken in by him, though.
He didn’t know they would use them. He didn’t know they would fail. He doesn’t know how to stop the Israeli occupation of Cairo. He hopes this will not stop the piece process in Pale-um urgh um Israel.
He thirsty, and obama has plenty of nice kool aid for him to drink.
Psalms 55:21 [The words] of his mouth were smoother than butter, but war [was] in his heart: his words were softer than oil, yet [were] they drawn swords.
If he scoots down on his knees and hides inside the podium, Obama will be happy to let him have the drink he craves.
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