“The professionally printed brochures which captured “our” decisions arrived by US mail the next day.”
Only related due to manipulation/misleading church pastor: Many years ago we had a church festival where the pastor made a big deal of proposing to his girlfriend publicly in front of everyone present. She accepted and the pastor ate up all the congrats and platitudes of “that was so special”, etc.
A few weeks later I signed the marriage license after the wedding as a witness and saw that it had been issued three days before the festival.
But was the pastor a good tipper?