I take it you haven’t heard about Jerry Jones plan to rebrand the Cowboys to sell merchandise all over again. They are changing their mascot and colors.
The new mascot will be the Armadillo. At home games, it will roll up in a ball and play dead. When they are on the road they will be killed.
It is pretty obvious, but the new colors will be Black and Blue.
Now that's funny!
Damn, that was funny. I am still laughing.