Say hello, smile, tell him “you are not from around here, are you?”
When he says where he is from: Tell him he should go home.
Hell I’ll invite him over for a little night time hog hunting, bump into a sounder of 25 or 30 hogs and see how fast he grabs for the AR. Then we’ll head over to Houston and cruise a few neighborhoods and in 5 minutes he’ll have that AR sitting in his lap.