LOLOLOL — I understand they are looking for a good diplomat for the State Dept. You should apply.
LOL! With my luck, the conversation would be, “Don’t try Achmed’s goat cakes.. he uses that fertilizer dirka dirka” and Achmed would reply, “Hazeem wouldn’t know a good goat cake if it kicked him in the face”. Then I would have to say that goat cakes break me out in hives! LOL