I should buy one of those for Mr. T. next Christmas. He would get such a kick out of it.
[Mr. Parker reads a side of the box with the prize that he won]
Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.
ROTFL. Those lamps can be purchased online in that exact crate!