I want to attach a pistol grip to my car’s door handle and put a scope on the roof...
then pain it black with krylon paint... (it is brown right now)
Then get a bumpersticker saying: “This is an Assault Vehicle”
This looks just like the interior of my friend's muscle car, complete with genuine "pistol grip" 4-speed transmission.
I have to remind my spouse to wipe the drool off his chin every time he sees that car (chuckle).