[oldbrowser]

The poor economic report was a blow to start President Obama’s second term

That poor Owebama has the worst luck with the economy.

[COBOL2Java]

It's all those pesky human beings, they're so...uncontrollable! Why won't they ignore the law of unintended consequences like they're supposed to and follow the Marxist plan like the book says?

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

I blame the tsunami.