[Cowboy Bob]

There is a lesson to be learned here...

If you are in the US illegally, you need to learn Spanish and get false documentation saying you are a citizen of Mexico.

Then you will be immune from Deportation and be eligible for free housing, welfare, food stamps and instate tuition (or a full scholarship).

[Lera]

The whole Spanish thing is to get the muslims they are importing their legal status slid in without the country going into an uproar

[Colorado Doug]

If you are in the US illegally, you need to learn Spanish and get false documentation saying you are a citizen of Mexico.

Or just say you're Kenyan. That gets more perks