[rightwingintelligentsia]

I’ve got the solution to the football violence/injury problem.

1. Put all players on Michelle Obama diets (what she tells people to eat, not what she actually eats herself) so they weigh a maximum of, oh, 150 pounds.

2. Wrap every player from head to toe in bubble wrap.

3. Forbid them to actually touch each other.

Problem solved!

[Clint N. Suhks]

[Eagle of Liberty]

2. Wrap every player from head to toe in bubble wrap.

Or those huge SUMO costumes....