once you're over 50 it doesn't take much of a fall to screw up your eyeballs ~ or the insides of your ears for that matter. You don't even need to hit anything ~ just crash to the floor ~ the sudden change in acceleration as you break your fall is enough
Teeny tiny blood vessels can break all over the place.
Yep. Second you hit 50 stuff starts breaking or at least giving you pause that you ain’t 20 anymore.
Not gonna happen to me.
I turn 50 next year and I don’t care. Hell, it’s my friends idea of turning some mile marker in life but I won’t believe I’m old until I’m at least 70.