[null and void]

Uh huh, and what fully animal that can't stand getting wet likes fish, and how do they get fish, hmmmm?

The CAT is sitting at one of the consoles, eating. He finishes the meal and goes over to the food dispenser for another.

CAT: Mmm-mmm!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Hello. How can I help you?
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today's fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today's fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today's fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today's fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today's fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today's fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: I will!

He heads back to his seat with the six containers.

If it exists, there is a Red Dwarf of it...

[null and void]

fully animal? uh, make that furry animal...

[JRandomFreeper]

Red Dwarf, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python, and John Wayne. Pretty much the biggies in my philosophical life.

Beats the hell out of Nietzsche and Kant.

/johnny

[Boogieman]

I take that as surreal satire, because in reality, cats must view humans as “fish-dispensing machines”. We have strange foreign delicacies which they find delicious but can’t obtain for themselves, and we provide it to them when they demand it, for no discernible reason. The joke’s on us, my friend.

[Roses0508]

I was trying to think of the name of that book this morning - for another kitty reason.