[FreedomForce]

My conspiracy theory is that in some dank, dark office in one of the federal buildings, teams of government workers are cataloging all the posts from people posting conspiracy theories and tracking down the names and addresses of the people posting such lunacy. The feral gubmint plans to use that information as proof of mental illness thereby having cause to ban those people from owning firearms.

[FreedomForce]

Wait a minute! How do I delete that last post? /s

[Uncle Chip]

and you just made the list :)

[Resettozero]

My conspiracy theory is...

Now you're a member of the group you just wrote about.