You mean Blow Fly Barry? Seriously. That wasn't just a "housefly" after him. It was a blow fly.
I have a 22 year old daughter. If somehow she were to be drafted there is NO WAY she would ever go.
But it has been mentioned before it is known that women living in close proximity tend to end up cycling at the same time. Properly managed there would always be a battalion or two of PMS troops READY TO KILL.
And hey Girlene. Where were you today when I pulled the bed off my pickup to change the fuel pump?????
Where was I? Staying warm!