[Salamander]

Just to highlight how bizarre the internet is, in some realities, salamanders *are* weapons.

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Salamander

[I have *no* idea what any of that is about]

[Chode]

well that's different...

• When you attack with salamanders, you appear to be pulling their tail.
• When you are in the combat stance with a salamander, it is similar to holding a gun, or anything similar to that matter.