- COUNSEL: “Welcome to Grand Jury, Mrs Clinton. How are you?”
HILLARY: “I’m sorry I don’t recall.”
COUNSEL: “Well, how’s the book tour?”
HILLARY: “I’m sorry I don’t recall.”
COUNSEL: “Uh, well, let’s get started.”
[singing]
COUNSEL: “Try to remember
. when you were a member
. of Rose Law Firm
. and worked White Water.”
HILLARY: “I don’t remember
. that big money lender.
. I was, uh, baking cookies
. for my daughter.”
COUNSEL: “Well Mrs. Clinton, don’t you remember
. that illegal tender
. and your shady friend
. that McDougal fellow?”
HILLARY: “I’m sorry. I can’t remember.
. My brain’s in a blender.
. It’s jello.”
HSU for Hillary $60 million Ponzi scheme
