I purchased an Egg McMuffin to share with my wife and asked the cashier to cut it in half. She said they didn’t have a knife because they had employees under the age of sixteen and couldn’t have them. I pressed her for a plastic knife so I could do it myself, they didn’t have those either.
I purchased an Egg McMuffin to share with my wife and asked the cashier to cut it in half.
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Back when plastic knives were ‘LEGAL’, I was at a McD’s in a truck stop and this elderly couple were sitting at a table.
He got up and ordered and came back with a hamburger and french fries and a coke, all from the Dollar Menu.
He sat down, and carefully dumped the French Fries, giving one to her, one to him etc. He then pulled out a pocket tape and measured the top of the bun and cut it perfectly in half.
He split the coke and she proceeded to eat and we figured he was going to make sure she had enough to eat before he started.
Well, we kind of passed the hat and took up a collection, purchased a couple of Big Macs etc and presented the food the couple and the remainder of the money.
They thanked us profusely and said they had money, just watched their diet with the fast food and he was waiting for her to finish as it was HER TURN for the false teeth.