“I believe it’s those pillows that women “decorate” a sofa with that I throw into the corner to get them out of the way.”
You big silly! There should be enough accent pillows on the furniture that you have to sit on the floor in the lotus position while making “Ommmmmm” noises.
My wife really gets p!ssed when I “rearrange” her accent pillows so that I have a place to sit.
My big dog likes to chew those little pillows my wife puts on the couch.
She gets mad. My wife, I mean.