“I’ve been duck hunting since I was 10-years-old...”
Don’t Duck Hunters use the ultimate assault weapon: a semi-auto shotgun?
Just tell them that though it's true that 12 is larger than 9, 12 is much smaller than 16, 20, 22, 25, 30, 38, 44, 45, 50, 243, 308, 380, 410, 3006 and 3030, among other numbers.