Lunacy? The hell you say!
Is it not obvious that you were attacked by a potato whose father lost it’s ‘e’ due to it’s close association with potato ‘G U N S ?!?!?!?
It was probably a good potato once. Hard working and faithful to his wife. A good all-American family spud. And then some redneck crammed it into a potato gun and poof!
No more E.
I can see clearly why that potato attacked you. It was the revenge and viscous circle of violence begetting more violence. Violently.
And you sit here mocking it. Do you feel NOTHING for this poor dinner staPLE?
tHIS IS WHY i QUESTION YOUR LIBERAL CREDENTIALS!!!
LOL!
The potato wasturning its life around and had a promising career in wrap.
Er, rap.