[cooperj]

my pediatrician has no idea that not only have I lied in response to his gun-ownership questions, but that I've done so while legally armed in his presence.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Sounds like a guy whose family needs subscriptions to Soldier of Fortune and several other gun magazines, or at least for somebody who doesn’t use his services to drop off a bunch of such magazines in his waiting room, underneath the Woman’s Day and other such femizines.