“I CALL FICTION ON THIS!”
Then call or email the fiction writer:
Patrick Blanchfield
Phone: (917) 409-8461
pblanch@emory.edu
This patrick is a fraud and doesn’t deserve to own
a gun or a girl friend.
I guess Patrick would have prefered to run the burglar
off with nothing but a baseball bat and stark naked too.
That happened to me now I always have a firearm, cocked
locked and ready to go.