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To: rightwingintelligentsia

almost fergot

when you get your home....you will enjoy a home welcome party from friends and family and it is legal to shoot the bastard who thinks a celery plate is a home warmin gift in 47 of our 57 states


61 posted on 01/11/2013 11:15:25 AM PST by advertising guy (and as far as the Cookie Monster, was it really cookies ?)
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To: advertising guy

A celery plate I can deal with. But the first person who tries to give me a set of Obama commemorative plates . . .


64 posted on 01/11/2013 11:18:43 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy
my cousin taught me the best housewarming gift is to show up on moving day with a strong, willing back and a roll of cottonelle

no one can ever find where the cottonelle was packed

65 posted on 01/11/2013 11:20:14 AM PST by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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