[redinIllinois]

“Especially when our rulers are trying to ban big, bad “assault” weapons.

You know - never let a crisis go to waste.

Maybe some one can help me out on this:

I heard that there is on eBay a listing for a caveman “assault” weapon. It is a big rock. Maybe someone can verify this. Sounds funny!”

There are several on there now, this one has a very funny description, and hilarious comments that will make you wipe away your tears from the commercials :)

[hummingbird]

Thanks!

I'll check it out.

IF an intruder tries to breach our "compound", they will have to pass through ADT, canine barking/attack, and various "weaponry", etc. (i.e. skillet, baseball bat, etc.).

IF they are insistent on coming in I will get "Black's Law Dictionary" to hit them over the head. Lawyering is often an "assault" weapon.

[hummingbird]

"There are several on there now, this one has a very funny description, and hilarious comments that will make you wipe away your tears from the commercials :)"

Which one?!